Top Twelve Indicators That You Need JLM in Your Head

Top twelve indicators that you need JLM in your head, life and inbox

1. You are unsure of your own relationship status
2. You suspect that you’re dangerously close to hating the opposite sex
3. You need something to read on the train/bus/with your morning latte
4. You describe yourself as ‘sexually liberal’, meaning you fall in love 8 times per fortnight, but then promptly fall out of love the next time something shiny/sweaty/muscly/beautiful walks past
5. You cried during your hot yoga class today
6. You yo-yo between desperately wanting to find the love of your life, go on a sex bender or submit to living with a bunch of cats and candles
7. You feel like you’re turning into a crazy person because Harry/Daniel/Lara is being immature/playing games/jealous/aloof/clingy/flaky and you JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
8. You think chivalry is a breed of horse
9. You’re shame spiraling from sleeping with too many people that know other people you’ve slept with
10. You have a crush on your barista and you don’t know how to move conversation past your almond milk piccolo
11. You spend more time checking your phone and various strands of social media than you do studying/working/breathing
12. You are sick of trying to redefine what ‘seeing someone’ really means over multiple margaritas and mixed snacks on a weekly basis

Posted by    |   September 18th, 2015   |   No Comments

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